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Funny Teen Slang Valentine Money Holder Cards - Set of 6 Cash Gift Holders

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Straight fire, no cap. Six money holders in fluent teenager — for the kid who'd rather have cash than a card, and who will absolutely judge your slang.

  • Set of 6 uniquely designed cards — written in current teen-speak
  • 6 plastic domes included — peel, stick, and secure cash, a check, or a gift card inside
  • Fill-in-the-blank spaces for the recipient's name, your name, and the amount
  • Cards read: "You've got game, Valentine!" · "Here's some fire so your Valentine's not mid" · "Drip fund for the Rizzler!" · "You make my heart skibidi" · "A few bucks for Valentine's Day" · "Happy Love Day, Bruh!" · "To the Goat" — backs read "Cupid Cash: nothing says love like cold hard cash!"
  • 5 x 4 inches, fun front and back designs, quality USA-made

Perfect for middle school and high school valentines, teen cousins, nieces and nephews, and anybody who's aged out of paper hearts but not out of free money.

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