Anti-Valentine Money Holder Cards - Set of 6 Funny Cash Gift Holders

Love is in the air — try not to breathe. Six gloriously grumpy money holders for everyone who thinks February 14th is a scam invented by the greeting card industry. (We're aware of the irony.)

• Set of 6 uniquely designed cards — each snarkier than the last
• 6 plastic domes included — peel, stick, and secure cash, a check, or a gift card inside
• Fill-in-the-blank spaces for the recipient's name, your name, and the amount
• Cards read: "Why fall in love, when you can fall asleep?" · "Drinking fund. Because love, blah blah blah." · "Love is in the air, try not to breathe" · "Screw Valentine's Day — tomorrow is chocolate discount day!" · "Love stinks, eat tacos" · "Will you be my Valentine? Just kidding." Back reads: "Cupid is stupid. I can buy myself flowers!"
• 5 x 4 inches, fun front and back designs, quality USA-made

Perfect for Galentine's, single friends, divorced besties, and coworkers with a sense of humor. ⚠️ Grown-up humor — this one's not for the classroom exchange.

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